REAL VAMPIRES DON'T DIET

Author: Gerry Bartlett ISBN: 9780425225646 1/2009 PARANORMAL Publisher: BERKLEY

Gloriana St. Claire—curvy, stylish, and undead—is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

RRAH's THOUGHTS AND PONDERINGS:

Okay, I have officially found my new favorite feel-good novels of the year! Glory St. Claire is fabulous, her books are like a naughty, yummy piece of chocolate, once you pick it up, you can't put it down!

Glory is sassy, witty, charming, and downright hilarious! When she is left alone by her boyfriend Blade on New Years Eve, she just expects to sit home watching movies with her dog Valdez. But, when she gets a phone call saying that hottie Israel Caine needs her help, it's Glory to the rescue!

However, when Glory and Ray take a ride out on the water to help him deal with the alcohol he has consumed, Ray is the one doing the rescuing! And when they get the bad news that they must bring a cursed Siren three vamps to sacrifice to the demon who cursed her, things go from bad to worse! Suddenly, this ride on the lake becomes one big, bad decision.

Glory is one hot lady and the men around her can't get enough of her, regardless of her curves. The secondaries in this book help to make the story, and it is great to see the chemistry between Glory and this entire cast of people/vamps! REAL VAMPIRE'S DON'T DIET is pure entertainment, and I am happy to say that there is plenty more of Gloriana where this story came from!

Kristal Gorman